11 ways to be a schmuck

schmuck Internet Marketing

Ian Lurie Nov 19 2009

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  1. Use Twitter auto-follow tools.
  2. Cut other people down.
  3. Sell products you know are crappy.
  4. Don’t take advice. Ever.
  5. WRITE E-MAILS IN ALL CAPS.
  6. Misuse words. Amelioratingly.
  7. Latch onto one idea and don’t let go. Two legs good, four legs baaaaad.
  8. Whatever you do, never admit you’re wrong.
  9. Whatever you do, never stop reminding others of their mistakes.
  10. Let fear rule your marketing.
  11. Sell to the loophole, not the customer.
tags : conversation marketing

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8 Comments

  1. I have recently put your blog on my regular reading list…. and a link on my resource page. The best part is I have been wanting to learn how to be a schmuck and bragged about your post and my schmuck plan.
    Appreciate what you offer…
    the temporary schmuck. :)

  2. Gaston

    Unfortunately, there are many millions of persons in our society who have not learned to write well.
    That being the case, I am conflicted.
    On the one hand, I fully agree that writing which displays a lack of education or appreciation for proper grammar or style can be annoying, the alternative for these people would be either to return to high school or not express themselves at all.
    I don’t think the latter is going to be acceptable any time soon. And, the former is probably not an option either.
    So, what we have is a dilemma.
    “Schmuck” is a term I am loathe to apply to persons guilty of less than perfect expression.

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  4. “Sell to the loophole, not the customer.”
    SO true…

  5. You could write a whole post on #11 :)

  6. fantastic!
    just found your blog while reading fred wilson’s blog, which lead me to read the blog post comments, which lead me to portentinteractive.com, which landed me here.
    #4 does it for me.

  7. Another one to add to your schmuck list … Have a couple of glasses of wine then go chat to people… duh That’s very schmucky and a BIG no no :-)
    You could write a whole post on any of the schmuck categories really Ryan :-)

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