Internet Marketing Jokes

It was only a matter of time before I broke down and degenerated into making awful puns, dirty jokes and drawing conclusions
where none should be drawn. Without further adieu, I bring to you….very bad internet marketing jokes.

Internet Marketing Relationships

• We just weren't the same match type.
• She had too many negative keywords.
• His crawler is faster than Google's. And not in the good way.
• The awful ROI on the relationship led to contract termination.
• The cost per acquisition on my Match.com account is too high. I'm going to give Yahoo Personals a try.
• That girl has 500 error written all over her.

He 404-ed me. (For when you get stood up.)

• The title tag didn't match the site content. (The new version of the carpet doesn't match the drapes.)
• Meta keyword stuffing isn't all she was doing with him.
• You can try tweaking the algorithm, but some relationships weren't meant to be.
• You're just not on page 1 for me.
• I'm sorry, but there's no app to make me less repulsed by you.
• That was someone I should not have clicked on.
• He had more hidden text than an episode of Melrose Place.

Internet Marketing Pick Up Lines

• I did a Google image search for gorgeous with no advanced filters and your picture was the first result.
• You make me want to optimize myself.
• I don't want to Twitter, Facebook or email you. I want to CALL you.
• I checked. The alt text for your picture is “hot damn!”
• I know where you live. (Thanks Google maps.)
• We should 301 redirect to my place.
• We should 302 redirect to my place. (For one night stands only.)
• I'd re-point my nameservers for you.
• If I said I liked your Google Dance t-shirt, would you hold it against me?
• I'd like to link to you.
• If only there was a Google map to your heart.
• Let's not fight it anymore. We belong together like Microhoo.
• If content is king, consider me your queen.
• I've got an algorithm that includes you, me, some Mountain Dew and an XBox.

And so on. I could go at this all day….you know you want to comment with one of your own. Or check out Search Engine Journal's
Internet Marketing Lightbulb Jokes!