Five Great Ways to Remain Invisible

SEO

Ian Lurie Feb 9 2007

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Feel like search engines are just a pest? Don’t want any annoying customers on your web site? Then these tips are for you:

  1. Ignore title tags. Who needs ‘em?
  2. Go 100% graphics. It’s prettier, right? Why bother with actual text?
  3. Keep out of it. Don’t ever blog, discuss, or otherwise mention your site in any medium.
  4. Use loooooong URLs. Why use www.mysite.com when www.mysite.com/en/us/?-this=1234091284as;dlfjkaeorwiuawe0948230498 will do the same thing?
  5. Copy like crazy. Plagiarize content from other, better-ranked sites to your heart’s content. Sure, the search engines may ban you in response to a complaint, but who cares?

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A little Friday fun after a week of situations that needed a laugh track…

tags : conversation marketing

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2 Comments

  1. TMS

    Damn, I knew I was doing something wrong. If people would only stop visiting our websites we could relax a little.

  2. Yulia

    Ha-ha. This is a great way to make a point about SEO importance with people that still do get it.

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