SEO is dead for [insert industry here].
It’s all [choose one: Black Hat SEOs, Google, Bing, gremlins]’s fault.
All SEOs are liars, so don’t listen to what they say.
Don’t bother arguing, because I’m a(n) [choose one: expert, guru, god, jedi] of [choose one: business, marketing, internet marketing, SEO, spouting manure].
This post inspired by an article I just read. I will not link to it. Or even mention the title. I don’t mind these arguments. That’s why I rarely weigh in. But if you’re going to make broad, sweeping claims about a marketing strategy, do your damned research. Don’t rely on 2 lousy case studies and one search result.