Sunday Search Terms Fun

Ian Lurie

Every now and then I have to take a peek at the keywords report for Conversation Marketing. Well, OK, I obsessively check it every day. But sometimes you find some real zingers, and Vanessa Fox’s recent post inspired me to share:

– buy a wife

– buy an internet wife

– buy a wife online (I seem to have found a niche)

– nike vs adidas

– ways to commit

– cal (huh?)

– buy coke online (oh, c’mon now)

– kinds of lettuce

– poop

– poop blog

– barak dimenstein

– go insane

– dumb pooping

– dreydel

– stupid head

I’m not making these up.

I’ve never pursued a business selling wives on the internet, or selling drugs, or discussing poop. But the subjects have come up.

I’m going to go ponder new business models, now…

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Ian Lurie
CEO & Founder

Ian Lurie is CEO and founder of Portent and the EVP of Marketing Services at Clearlink. He's been a digital marketer since the days of AOL and Compuserve (25 years, if you're counting). He's recorded training for, writes regularly for the Portent Blog and has been published on AllThingsD, Smashing Magazine, and TechCrunch. Ian speaks at conferences around the world, including SearchLove, MozCon, Seattle Interactive Conference and ad:Tech. He has published several books about business and marketing: One Trick Ponies Get Shot, available on Kindle, The Web Marketing All-In-One Desk Reference for Dummies, and Conversation Marketing. Follow him on Twitter at portentint, and on LinkedIn at

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