- Everyone loves it.
- Some people try to say they hate it. That just means they love it even more.
- Overindulging may cause a heart attack.
- It’s more expensive than you might think.
- Some bacon comes from horrifically dirty muck-dwelling animals. SEO sometimes comes from the same place.
- Bacon fills your house with the delicious aroma of cooking pork. SEO fills your company with the delicious aroma of money.
- Really bad bacon sizzles but causes indigestion. Really bad SEO sounds great but does the same thing.
- Under-prepared bacon can give you worms. So can underprepared SEO.
- Cheap bacon can give you worms, too. Same with SEO.
- Organic bacon is best.
- No one – no one – wants to see how bacon is made. Same goes for SEO.
- If you make bacon, you’re relegated to the stinkiest, darkest part of town. If you’re an SEO pro you’ll wish you were relegated to the stinkiest, darkest part of town.
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